The Owl Wagon

Open all night and all day, 24/7/365. (366 if it’s a leap year).

Coffee, tea, liquor – name your poison,  we’ve got it. 

We offer a choice variety of dunkers, crullers, and toast for your comestible enjoyment. 

Occasionally  Serrano ham, almonds, potato frittatas and tomatoes are also available, if you ask nicely.    

Here at the Owl Wagon smoking is not only allowed, it’s recommended.  Still,  if you choose not to light up, be assured that the Owl Wagon’s unique pinpoint ventilation system keeps you 100% free of secondhand smoke.   Unless you want some, in which case don’t worry, we can make adjustments.  

And please seat yourself, hon.  I got better things to do with my time than leading half-asleep nimrods like you to the counter or a booth.   What do you think, I’m gonna twirl around in front of you in my lovely hostess gown and pearls, uttering majestically “Walk this way” ?

I don’t think so.  

Also, a nickel to anyone who knows the only truly correct response to the line “Walk this way.”

Anybody?